BoardDicks

Types of games rarely talked about by myself are board games. You might thunk this or because I don't like them, but I can assure you this isn't the case. While it's true that I don't play many board games, it's mostly because I ruin board games for everybody else.
I am a BoardGameTryHard. I have been known to hide pieces, lie, draw extra cards, move extra spaces, and be an outright pain in everybody's ass.

A specific instance was when a few friends of mine asked if we wanted go play Monopoly. We agreed. We played for a good hour and half, I wasn't doing bad, I was probably doing the second best out of the four of us, but this was not good enough for me. So I convinced the group that it was time for us to take a small break. As we all get up, it just so happened that my shirt had somehow caught the corner of the board, and flipped the whole thing. Whoops. While we we're all picking up the pieces I decided to take a special interest in picking up the money, and we decided after the pieces were all picked up, we decided whoever had the most money at the end was the winner...
Guess what, guys?
I'm a winner.